Mall Santa Massacre: (Episode 3 of 4) - "Below Retail"
Update: 2024-12-19
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Chris leads the survivors into the mall's sub-basement, discovering the dark history of Last Stop Shop. In a chamber filled with vintage mannequins, they find the original cursed Santa display from 1952 and learn about the store's need for regular "inventory" sacrifices. When the ancient Santa awakens, revealing a primal retail hunger, they discover the curse's connection to retail balance through Amy's Christmas angel purchase. As the vintage horror pursues them through abandoned tunnels, they realize the store's transformation is accelerating above. With two days until Christmas, the true horror of holiday shopping is about to begin.
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Chris leads the survivors into the mall's sub-basement, discovering the dark history of Last Stop Shop. In a chamber filled with vintage mannequins, they find the original cursed Santa display from 1952 and learn about the store's need for regular "inventory" sacrifices. When the ancient Santa awakens, revealing a primal retail hunger, they discover the curse's connection to retail balance through Amy's Christmas angel purchase. As the vintage horror pursues them through abandoned tunnels, they realize the store's transformation is accelerating above. With two days until Christmas, the true horror of holiday shopping is about to begin.
Unlock an ad-free podcast experience with Caloroga Shark Media! Get all our shows on any player you love, hassle free! For Apple users, hit the banner on your Apple podcasts app. For Spotify or other players, visit caloroga.com/plus. No plug-ins needed!
Subscribe now for exclusive shows like 'Palace Intrigue,' and get bonus content from Deep Crown (our exclusive Palace Insider!) Or get 'Daily Comedy News,' and '5 Good News Stories’ with no commercials! Plans start at $4.99 per month, or save 20% with a yearly plan at $49.99. Join today and help support the show!
We now have Merch! FREE SHIPPING! Check out all the products like T-shirts, mugs, bags, jackets and more with logos and slogans from your favorite shows! Did we mention there’s free shipping? Get 10% off with code NewMerch10 Go to Caloroga.com
Get more info from Caloroga Shark Media and if you have any comments, suggestions, or just want to get in touch our email is info@caloroga.com
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